BOWLING TIPS

1. Drink lots and lots of Rum
2. Just try and have a F*cking Great Time
3. Keep the arm straight
4. When you get 5 strikes in a row and your at the 10^th frame, and only hit 9 pins, do not jump up as high as Mt. Everest and land real hard on the lane. (Really Freaking Can Hurt Your Heel)
5. Actually, as you can see I really do not have any legitimate bowling tips. If you are an avid bowler and are offended by this, too bad.

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